Husband
All husbands are similar only difference is that their faces are different so that every woman could identify her own. Every husband says to his wife, you could never find a husband like me and a woman always marries second time on this hope ( that she could find a better husband than the previous one), but she can not find any other but a husband. Mr F says that real child of a woman is her husband who never grow up. In this world a man gets orphan hood twice. First when his mother dies and second when the mother of his children dies.
It is too difficult to bring up a husband. The difference between fostering a husband children is that children are difficult to teach where as husbands are difficult to understand. If children commit mistake they are rebuked and if husbands commit mistake they rebuke. It is said, a home is an empire where a woman is matriarch and husband is subject. Husbands are called subject because whenever a subject wants it can elect its new regnant where as a matriarch can not choose a new subject.
A good husband is one who always says that his wife wants to here and a good wife is one who always listens that husband doesn’t want to say. In one word of a husband there are diverse meanings where as there are diverse ( multiple) demand in woman’s one word.
A husband can never be an ideal of his wife and one who is ideal could never be her husband. No woman of this world could be wiser than her husband because if she were wise then why would she marry a fool. A husband could be a good paramour provided a wife could not notice.
Before marriage a woman has house keeping skills and a man has salary, but after marriage woman has salary and husband has culinary skills. Statistics show that accidents that happened in homes never occurred on roads. On road accidents there is a chance of narrow escape where as at home there is no chance of escape. Homes should be either so compact that there would be no place to fight it should be so large that there could be no chance for fighting. If wife forbids her husband for something and he accepts then it should be considered that he doesn’t carry weight to her words otherwise he would do the inverse.
After marriage husband thinks he has won a wife and wife thinks she has won a husband, but only God knows who won who.
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My (writer) friend “F” always says, if anyone asks me who the first civilized animal of this world is, I would say the “husband”. I (writer) asked who is next, the answer I received, “husband”. In Urdu (the national language of Pakistan) a husband is called ” Majazi Khuda” (husband). In Punjabi (a regional language) he is called “awrat ka banda” (man of a woman), whereas at home he is called nothing.
All husbands are similar. The only difference is that their faces are different so that every woman can identify her own. Every husband says to his wife, you could never find a husband like me and a woman always marries for the second time with this in mind, (hoping that she may find a better husband than the previous one), but she cannot find anything but a husband. Mr F says that the real child of a woman is her husband, who never grows up. In this world a man gets orphaned twice. First when his mother dies and again when the mother of his children dies.
It is too difficult to bring up a husband. The difference between fostering a husband and children is that children are difficult to teach whereas husbands are difficult to understand. If children make a mistake they are rebuked, but if husbands make a mistake they rebuke. It is said, a home is an empire where a woman is matriarch and husband is subject. Husbands are called subject because whenever a subject wants it can elect its new regent whereas a matriarch cannot choose a new subject.
A good husband is one who always says what his wife wants to hear and a good wife is one who always listens to what her husband doesn’t want to say. In one word of a husband there are diverse meanings whereas there are diverse (multiple) demands in a single word from a woman.
A husband can never be an ideal of his wife and one who is ideal could never be her husband. No woman of this world could be wiser than her husband, because if she were wise then why would she marry a fool. A husband could be a good paramour provided a wife did not notice.
Before marriage a woman has housekeeping skills and a man has a salary, but after marriage the woman has the salary and the husband develops culinary skills.
Statistics show that accidents that happen in homes never occur on the roads. In road accidents there is always the chance of a narrow escape, whereas at home there is no chance of escape. Homes should either be so compact that there is no room to fight, or it should be so large that there is no chance of a fight developing.
If a wife forbids her husband something and he accepts, then it should be considered that he doesn’t give weight to her words otherwise he would do the opposite.
After marriage the husband thinks he has won a wife and the wife thinks she has won a husband, but only God knows who won who.
