Beauty syndrome
This article was originally written in Urdu by Dr.Younus Butt, translated by Hooria and corrected by Lynne Hand.
At that out set of this century a wise man said, “when you search for a wife instead of using your eyes, use your ears” because you don’t have to see a wife as much as much you have to listen her, but every intellectual turned a deaf ear to him.
Now when Dr Edgar has said, “a beautiful wife is noxious to health” then all are at see. On listening to different doctors, we are considering ourselves Marks, Darwin, Tasty and Fried and have turned into a patient of chronic headache. We are not fond of doctors because there is scarcity of wealth with the fonder of law suits and there is scarcity of health with the fonder of doctors. In spite of that we have full belief on doctors, they have told us that a man can live with one kidney also, so we declared to donate our one kidney .If we happen to see a husband and wife on walk together, we are sure that any doctor would have prescribed the husband to do that.
Americans are so fond of researches that if they don’t find any subject for research, they start researching who were their forefathers. Some keeping their research limited, research on who was their single father.
Few days back, researching on the medical history of 3519 married couples they disclosed that those husbands whose wives are beautiful die soon. Dr Edgar said that the age of ugly and normal looking women’s husbands is 12 years more than the pretty wives’ husbands because beautiful wives’ husbands are 80 times more in stress than the normal wives as they(wives) have their own axe to grind, furthermore Americans are also afraid , lest their wives should leave them. When they go to bazaar or to any function people gaze at their wives therefore they can never feel relax.
Though in Pakistan there is not such panic situation, as here women observe veil. In the Province of Sarhed witnessing a woman on the road without veil is as seeing a hundred rupee note on the road (very rare situation).
Through the research of Dr Edgar his own wife is worried because his being so long lived life his wife is compelled to think that Edgar doesn’t consider her beautiful.
Doctor is a man who gazes his wife even when his wife is sick, he even charges a beautiful woman for her examination. Anyway now for just increasing 12 years in age an ugly woman’s husband can’t divorce his wife.
Alan King says, the most astonishing thing for married husbands is, what unmarried men do with their money? Same as married men are stunned that why other men develop a point of view that their wives are beautiful?
We asked a friend, who was that beautiful woman with you in the hotel the day before yesterday? He said she was my wife, but for God sakes don’t mention this on her face that she is beautiful.
An Italian maxim is, bring the wife of a trait as you want your daughter will be”.
By the way the best shark is one which is dead and the prettiest wife is one who is of others. Our car gets old when our neighbor brings a new car; wife’s matter is also somewhat similar to it.
Note:- Don’t marry a beautiful woman or man hehe.
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Corrected paragraph
At the outset of this century a wise man said, “when you search for a wife, instead of using your eyes, use your ears,” because you don’t have to see your wife as much as you have to listen to her, but every intellectual turned a deaf ear to him. Now when Dr Edgar says,”a beautiful wife is noxious to health” we are all at sea.
When we listen to different doctors, we consider ourselves Marks, Darwin, Tasty and Freud and turn into patients with a chronic headache.
We are not fond of doctors because there is a scarcity of wealth with our fondness for law suits and there is a scarcity of health with our fondness for doctors. In spite of this we believe in doctors completely; when they told us that a man can live with one kidney, we decided to donate a kidney.
If we happen to see a husband and wife walking together, we are sure that any doctor would have told the husband to do that. After all a doctor is a man who gazes at his wife even when she is sick, he even charges a beautiful woman to examine her.
Americans are so fond of research that if they don’t find any subject for research, they start researching who their forefathers were. Some keep their research limited, and concentrate on who their father was.
A few days back, whilst researching on the medical history of 3,519 married couples they disclosed that those husbands whose wives are beautiful die early. Dr Edgar said that the age of the husbands of ugly and normal looking women is 12 years more than the pretty wives’ husbands, because beautiful wives’ husbands are 80 times more stressed than the normal wives as they (the wives) have their own axe to grind. Furthermore Americans are also afraid, lest their wives should leave them. When they go to a bazaar or to any function people gaze at their wives, therefore they can never feel relaxed. So now an ugly woman’s husband can’t divorce his wife, for fear of losing 12 years of life.
Through the research of Dr Edgar his own wife is worried, because he is so long lived, so she is compelled to think that Edgar doesn’t consider her beautiful.
Of course in Pakistan there is no need to panic, as women here observe the veil. In the province of Sarhed witnessing a woman on the road without a veil is like seeing a hundred rupee note on the road (a very rare situation).
Alan King says, the most astonishing thing for husbands is, what unmarried men do with their money. The same married men are stunned when other men develop a point of view that their wives are beautiful. We asked a friend, “Who was that beautiful woman with you in the hotel the day before yesterday?” He said she was my wife, but for God’s sake don’t tell her to her face that she is beautiful.
An Italian maxim is, “Choose a wife with the traits you would like your daughter to have”.
By the way the best shark is one that is dead, and the prettiest wife is one who is someone else’s.
Our car gets old when our neighbor buys a new car; the wife matter is somewhat similar to it.
